Candi-Kisses

Let's see: I'm a smartass, but not always rudely funny. People laugh not so much as to what i say, but more of how i say it.
I'm goofy (and slightly dingy), but in the loveable kind of way.
I'm cute, but that does not mean I want to talk to you.
I'm black, but that does not mean I eat fried chicken and drink koolaid
I have an eclectic taste in music, that does not make me white.
I'm snotty, but I am sweet and generous all the same
Not too talkative, but I love to listen. I should be a shrink. I wonder how many people I'll drive nuts